btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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