even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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