I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I lost the right to judge tonight
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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