The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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