I have demons in me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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