You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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