quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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