I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize