I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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