Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm always down for nudity.
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