youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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