i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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