I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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