he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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