i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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