I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
