i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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