I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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