So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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