so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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