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(586): View more from Michigan

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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(315): View more from New York

covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting

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(802): View more from Vermont

You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on

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