A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on