it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have aggressive nipples.