i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.