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• (810): View more from Michigan

  After last night I still want u

  (810): View more from Michigan

  But please keep that on the DL

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• (914): View more from New York

  And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

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  BECAUSE SCIENCE

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.

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  Welcome to Bellingham.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you

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• (206): View more from Washington

  too bad burritos don't cuddle back

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man

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