After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man