We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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