I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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