nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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