u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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