i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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