she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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