do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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