I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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