Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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