Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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