U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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