real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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