Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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