Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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