Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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