even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
