Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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