it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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