just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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