He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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