with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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