Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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