Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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