I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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