ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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