So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
