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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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