I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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