don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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