Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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