We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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