dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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