There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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