I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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