If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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